I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say....

I have been keeping track of funny or interesting things that my kids say for about a year now. Not perfectly, but enough that we will have a record of their cuteness and amazing creativity.

But I have also noticed that I find myself saying things that I never thought I'd say. And these little quotes also indicate some things that go on in my house, so I've started keeping track of those too. Here is a random sampling of this new list:

"We do NOT stand on people's heads!" (to Eden.)

"You may not lick the toilet" ... "my jeans" .... "my neck" (To Bash. And this list could go on awhile.)

"Let me check your bum for noodles." (To Eden after she eats spaghetti or lo mien. Just as a disclaimer, this means her bum on the outside of her pants....)

"I know you want to, but we don't actually touch other people's eyeballs, Sweetie." (To Sebastien.)

"You may not take Baby Jesus from your sister/brother." (To either of the twins.)

"No, Honey, God is not going to switch your legs while you are sleeping tonight." (To Eden.)


That's all for now.  I'll end with a picture.